March 24, 2017 at the Portland House of Music


eventbrite-stache-page-2017Part Talent Show, Part Costume Contest, Part Facial Hair Competition!
It’s the 2017 Stache Pag, March 24, 2017 at HOME – Portland House of Music and Events.

This year’s Stache Pag is sponsored by the Traveler Beer Company.



Presented by Traveler Beer Company

Tickets: $10

What’s the Stache Pag?
At the Stache Pag (Mainer for “Moustache Pageant”), mustachioed men (and facial hair-clad women!) perform for your adulation while competing for the title of Mr. Stache Pag.

The Stache Pag competition itself will begin at 9:00 pm Sharp.
Each contestant, in numerical order, will strut his stuff on the catwalk while the host announces his name and a few observations. Each mustachio gets five seconds and some funky music to work with, and work it they will.

At the close of the first round, the competition will move into the talent portion of the program.

Talent Portion of the Program…
…Has these three parts:
A. Facial Hair-aoke
B. Stache Pag Kung Fu Challenge
C. Rapid Fire 5-second statue

After the talent our esteemed judges will present five awards:

The Burgundy – Best Natural Moustache, no beard.
1899 Maine Legislature – Best Styled Moustache, no beard.
The Castaway – Best Full Beard.
The Thigh Tickler – Best Freestyle Facial Hair, anything goes.
Mr. Stache Pag- Best in Show

After the Pag (beginning at about 11pm) it’s a dance party with Dj Tim spinning 4 x 4 Disco House Funk and other music to inspire conception.

Tickets at:

Want to Enter your Stache?
Click on Ticket Link and select Contestant. More info on competing here.