significant other retaliation

let me be the first to pose the question: What does a comrade do when their partner tries to hate on the ‘stache? For those of you who haven’t heard my wife has refused to shave whatsoever while i have my ‘stache. Now the hairy pits i can handle but the 70s jungle bush is about as cool as getting kicked in the nuts. does anyone have any advise?

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7 thoughts on “significant other retaliation

  1. I disagree. Hold out. She will not be able to put up with it. It will be a battle of attrition. March is not that long…Don’t shave that ‘stache!! Be strong. Come to the support group. We will support you.

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  2. Take wifey to a local swimming pool. She won’t have the balls to rock the 70s jungle bush in a bathing suit…works every time.

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  3. You can’t give in here. Otherwise the jungle bush will be the thing she whips out in every conflict. You need to embrace the jungle bush and take away it’s power. I suggest something to the effect of “No honey, I love it like that! maybe some braids would be nice or perhaps some corn rows.”

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  4. I think you guys are right (minus jody) the stache will stay! i shall not cave to these gorrilla warfare tactics. i am going to go to all the bathing suit places i can

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