Our pledge

Say it with me loud and proud.

“I (name/pornstar name here) have made myself look ridiculous.
I have opened myself to scorn and shame.
I have invited criticism of my appearance, breeding, intellect, and lifestyle.
I have done all of this on purpose.

I am a man with a moustache, and so I shall remain (at least until March 30th).
I shall bear my hairsuite burden with nothing to support me except for
my brother’s-in-stach, a sweet sweet beer, and perhaps some roasted meat.”

Stand tall, proud, and bristly. God be with Stache.


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