Holy hotness, Stacheman!: we present this year’s judges!

We are very proud to present the judges for the 2012 Stache Pag. Contestants, I suggest you get on their good side, as they determine whether you make the finals!

Lippy Von Stachunter

Lippy Von Stachunter
From the wilds of the African savannah, to the wind-swept isles of the South China Sea, Lippy Von Stachunter has spent her life scouring and scouting the globe in search of the world’s most unique and talented mustached men. Her traveling circus, the Stachunter Hairy Jamboree continues to wow the world with the most impressive collection of staches this planet has ever known.

Fiona “Upper Lip Flapper” Fingerstash

Fiona "Upper Lip Flapper" Fingerstash
Fiona "Upper Lip Flapper" Fingerstash

Fiona Fingerstash, a five-time Stache Pag judge, began her lip flapping moustache love affair at the tender and ripe age of 6 when she met Tom Selleck and lost her first tooth all in the same night. Quite a start indeed, but question not from whence greatness comes, this chick knows how to use a sharpie and never turns down a moustache ride.

 

 

Ivana Stacheride

Ivana Stacheride
Ivana Stacheride

Ivana Stacheride, a five time Stache Pag judge, has been a lip duster enthusiast since early childhood when she discovered that lovable rascal Yosemite Sam. Other heroes include Weird Al Yankovic, Cleveland Brown, John Waters, Albert Einstein and Ned Flanders. Ivana is currently working on cataloging these and other worthy soup strainers into the National Moustache Archives. If you give Ivana a stache ride she just might consider including yours, too.

 

 

The Bristle Official

The Bristle Official
The Bristle Official (undercover)

Descending from a long line of mustachioed middle school referees held to rigorous grooming standards, The Bristle Official isn’t new to understanding furry perfection. She judges strictly by the rules, so contestants better shape up or ship out!

 

StacheGazer

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“I’m looking for the Star Staches!”

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